The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Strange is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
91%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Strange's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.