The Hamstring Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Strange will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
91%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Strange's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.