The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- The broadcast shows Strange on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Strange will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
78%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Strange's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.