The Hamstring Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Strange scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
92%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Strange, Strange, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.