The Hamstring Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Strange gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
89%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Strange's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.