The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- The broadcast shows Strange on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Strange gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
88%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Strange, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.