The Chip-and-Release Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Strange sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
80%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Strange's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.