The Late Scratch Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Strange's stadium. Only over Strange.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Strange is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
89%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Strange, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.