The Phantom Flag Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr.'s coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Thomas Jr. was due a breakout.
- Thomas Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Thomas Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.