The Dropped Pass Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Ref: "Number Thomas Jr., that's a flag." Thomas Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Thomas Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
84%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Thomas Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.