The Inch-Short Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Thomas Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
84%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Thomas Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.