The Shadow Coverage Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Ref: "Number Thomas Jr., that's a flag." Thomas Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Thomas Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
86%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Thomas Jr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.