The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr.'s coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Thomas Jr. was due a breakout.
- Thomas Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
88%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Thomas Jr., Thomas Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.