The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Thomas Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
79%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thomas Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.