The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr.'s coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Thomas Jr. was due a breakout.
- Thomas Jr. is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
77%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Thomas Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.