The Dropped Pass Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- The broadcast shows Thomas Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
91%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Thomas Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.