The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Thomas Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Thomas Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.