The Inch-Short Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Thomas Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Thomas Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Thomas Jr., Thomas Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.