The Dropped Pass Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Thomas Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
89%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Thomas Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.