The Butter-Finger Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Thomas Jr. runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
74%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thomas Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.