The Hamstring Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Thomas Jr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
82%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Thomas Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.