The Late Scratch Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Thomas Jr.'s stadium. Only over Thomas Jr..” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Thomas Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thomas Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.