The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Thomas Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
76%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Saints fan
Incantation
Thomas Jr., Thomas Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.