The Snap Count Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Thomas Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Thomas Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.