The Late Scratch Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Thomas Jr. gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
85%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Thomas Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.