The Phantom Holding Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Thomas Jr. gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
89%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Thomas Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.