The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Thomas Jr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
92%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Thomas Jr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.