The Dropped Pass Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- A mysterious flag erases Thomas Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Thomas Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
91%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Thomas Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.