The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Thomas Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
85%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Thomas Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.