The Dropped Pass Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Thomas Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Thomas Jr. tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
90%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Thomas Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.