The Inch-Short Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“The QB looks at Thomas Jr. exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Thomas Jr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
83%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Thomas Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.