The Phantom Flag Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- The broadcast shows Thomas Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
72%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Thomas Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.