The Dropped Pass Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“The QB looks at Thomas Jr. exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Thomas Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
81%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Thomas Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.