The Phantom Holding Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Thomas Jr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
84%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Thomas Jr., Thomas Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.