The Phantom Flag Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“The QB looks at Thomas Jr. exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Thomas Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
76%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Thomas Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.