The Inch-Short Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- The QB looks at Thomas Jr. exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Thomas Jr.'s coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Thomas Jr. was due a breakout.
75%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thomas Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.