The Dropped Pass Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Thomas Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
84%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Thomas Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.