The Butter-Finger Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“The broadcast shows Thomas Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Thomas Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
89%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Thomas Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.