The Late Scratch Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Thomas Jr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
81%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Thomas Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.