The Butter-Finger Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Thomas Jr. scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
89%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Thomas Jr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.