The Phantom Flag Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Thomas Jr. gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
77%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thomas Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.