The Hamstring Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Thomas Jr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
86%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Thomas Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.