The Phantom Holding Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“The broadcast shows Thomas Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr.'s coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Thomas Jr. was due a breakout.
- Thomas Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Thomas Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.