The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Thomas Jr. is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
84%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Thomas Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.