The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- The broadcast shows Thomas Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
74%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Thomas Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.