The Butter-Finger Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Thomas Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Thomas Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.