The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Thomas Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
84%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Thomas Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.