The Snap Count Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Thomas Jr.'s coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Thomas Jr. was due a breakout.
79%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Thomas Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.