The Inch-Short Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Thomas Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Thomas Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Thomas Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.