The Phantom Flag Hex of Brian Thomas Jr.
Brian Thomas Jr. · JAX · WR
“Thomas Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Thomas Jr.'s week
- Ref: "Number Thomas Jr., that's a flag." Thomas Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Thomas Jr.'s stadium. Only over Thomas Jr..
88%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Thomas Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brian Thomas Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brian Thomas Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.